Ok so it is not exactly night time yet but the truth is it is Christmas Eve. Or as the people in my house refer to it as "is it over yet" eve ha ha! I wrapped all the present I needed too except my aunt uncles and little cousins. O well i guess I will get to it eventually he he! I miss eating my reindeer poo balls (Oreo mix and covered in chocolate) It is amazing my friend Sarah introduced me to them Senior year in High school. I have more but they have to wait to be eaten until tomorrow when it is Christmas! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! My sample Christmas mice are gone too! Just waiting on tomorrow so I can eat more Christmas mice. My dad came home early which is depressing since I don't really want to see him right now after trying to kill me with his work truck last night. The truth is he is always trying to kill me and I don't know why? HEHE When I was in the 5th grade maybe the fourth grade we had golf cart and a trailer a little...trailer. He told me to push down on the end of the trailer where it attaches to the car and he would back the golf cart onto it. Well as he began to back it up I was not heavy enough to push the the trailer down and it went up and scrapped my belly all to hell and hit me in the head! I almost died well as i see it I almost did. My mom came out screaming at him and I cried it was a good time.
Another time he tried to kill me was I was to push down on some part of a lawnmower and dad would start it and pull some leaver. Well I did and he did his thing and the next thing I knew I had HOT MOTHERFUCKING OIL all over my face. Once again I almost died. So if you ask me why my dad and i don't get along that is why he is a butt head who tries to kill me.
If you are wondering how this relates to art I just saw a magazine by some art thing in California and a lawn mower and truck was in it. ha ha if I find the picture I'll post it. lol
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