Shiney what nots along with a side of cynical thoughts...ENJOY!: i almost died.....

Hmmm...

Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machine. Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.- Carrie Bradshaw

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

i almost died.....

ok so I was in the middle of wrapping presents for the folks when...my dad called me. He almost landed his work truck in the ditch! lol So I go and grab the rock salt and almost died on my front porch. I mean i slide off the edge and almost did a nose dive on to pure concrete holy shit balls I about pissed myself he he. So anyways I grab a shovel and hoe for gardening not the kind you have sex with lol. And we start banging away the ice and putting salt down for traction. HA AH. After we got everything taken care of my dad tells me that when he backs up if the truck starts to slide off for me to push the truck back. AS IF!! Like a 300 pound me can push a half ton or more pound truck back on course. HA! To hell with that. I let it slide off the driveway and cause all kinds of destruction. No not really the truck did fine it backed up and he parked on the real drive way ya know the one that is supposed to be on the front of the house not in the side yard. he he Ok so that is my story of how I almost died. ttfn!