Shiney what nots along with a side of cynical thoughts...ENJOY!: Slap in The Face Emotional and Through Gifts....

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Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machine. Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.- Carrie Bradshaw

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Slap in The Face Emotional and Through Gifts....

ok so I worked the first day shift ever since being told i sucked at it last month. As it turns out it was ok and I was having a good day until...three residents asked me to come to their table. I asked if they needed anything and Carl asked me, "David Kay, Patrice and I were wondering what our weight would be combined...How much do you weigh?" (SLAP) Pretty sure it was the emotional slap heard around the world. And so I kinda laughed it off and said I weigh just enough. Bree my friend at work told me that they were not trying to be rude but like my friend Tara said, "The fuck they weren't trying to be rude we have known them longer!" So that pretty much sums up my day. After cleaning the dinning room I went on break and then went and did night shift stuff. My second person didn't show up and I had someone come up to my pantry who had never done second person in their life. Damn. Well my feet hurt, Carl, Kay, and Patrice just bought me 5 more years on the couch and now I can't quit typing...shit.

Also I missed the Crawford Christmas this year thank GOD! I don't feel welcome on that side of my family. My Aunt and Uncles always talk down to me like I'm their dog. And they always give my mom parenting advice for me even though my mom does a FINE JOB AS A PARENT! My Aunt Angela and uncle harry gave me a winter hat that was army colored. I think she hates me. Would an itunes card be too much to ask for? I think not...also my uncle ed gave me two shirts that are too small. But on the bright side he also gave me 25 dollars to best buy! WOO HOO! I heard my cousin danelle was upset that my uncle has a girlfriend. O well she can get over it he is divorced and as far as I'm concerned he can fuck whoever he wants.

It sucks being fat I wouldn't recommend it. I'm glad I don't work day shift anymore. I only worked day shift today cause my friend worked for me last week. So now I have served my time and I don't have to go back. lol Until I work again Wednesday night that is. Fat...Emotional Slap Heard Around the world....Damn!!!!