New Years Eve...and a Cup of Noodles

As the famous line from Sex and the City the movie goes only this time my line is changed too..."New Years Eve...and a box of Lindor Truffles." Sad yes I know but all my friends are busy and whatever and there is a tone of check points for alcoholics so this year I decided to stay home watch Sex and the City the movie and play video games. How exciting? Anyways 2009 holy shit balls. 2008 is over (thank goodness) and hopefully the new year won't suck. I wish for only 3 things this year. 1. to not be alone. 2. that my art will go to a new level. 3. That I don't have as many money problems this year lol

Well I say good bye to 2008 and wish everyone a happy and wonderful 2009!

Slap in The Face Emotional and Through Gifts....

ok so I worked the first day shift ever since being told i sucked at it last month. As it turns out it was ok and I was having a good day until...three residents asked me to come to their table. I asked if they needed anything and Carl asked me, "David Kay, Patrice and I were wondering what our weight would be combined...How much do you weigh?" (SLAP) Pretty sure it was the emotional slap heard around the world. And so I kinda laughed it off and said I weigh just enough. Bree my friend at work told me that they were not trying to be rude but like my friend Tara said, "The fuck they weren't trying to be rude we have known them longer!" So that pretty much sums up my day. After cleaning the dinning room I went on break and then went and did night shift stuff. My second person didn't show up and I had someone come up to my pantry who had never done second person in their life. Damn. Well my feet hurt, Carl, Kay, and Patrice just bought me 5 more years on the couch and now I can't quit typing...shit.

Also I missed the Crawford Christmas this year thank GOD! I don't feel welcome on that side of my family. My Aunt and Uncles always talk down to me like I'm their dog. And they always give my mom parenting advice for me even though my mom does a FINE JOB AS A PARENT! My Aunt Angela and uncle harry gave me a winter hat that was army colored. I think she hates me. Would an itunes card be too much to ask for? I think not...also my uncle ed gave me two shirts that are too small. But on the bright side he also gave me 25 dollars to best buy! WOO HOO! I heard my cousin danelle was upset that my uncle has a girlfriend. O well she can get over it he is divorced and as far as I'm concerned he can fuck whoever he wants.

It sucks being fat I wouldn't recommend it. I'm glad I don't work day shift anymore. I only worked day shift today cause my friend worked for me last week. So now I have served my time and I don't have to go back. lol Until I work again Wednesday night that is. Fat...Emotional Slap Heard Around the world....Damn!!!!

T'Was the Night of Christmas Eve...

Ok so it is not exactly night time yet but the truth is it is Christmas Eve. Or as the people in my house refer to it as "is it over yet" eve ha ha! I wrapped all the present I needed too except my aunt uncles and little cousins. O well i guess I will get to it eventually he he! I miss eating my reindeer poo balls (Oreo mix and covered in chocolate) It is amazing my friend Sarah introduced me to them Senior year in High school. I have more but they have to wait to be eaten until tomorrow when it is Christmas! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! My sample Christmas mice are gone too! Just waiting on tomorrow so I can eat more Christmas mice. My dad came home early which is depressing since I don't really want to see him right now after trying to kill me with his work truck last night. The truth is he is always trying to kill me and I don't know why? HEHE When I was in the 5th grade maybe the fourth grade we had golf cart and a trailer a little...trailer. He told me to push down on the end of the trailer where it attaches to the car and he would back the golf cart onto it. Well as he began to back it up I was not heavy enough to push the the trailer down and it went up and scrapped my belly all to hell and hit me in the head! I almost died well as i see it I almost did. My mom came out screaming at him and I cried it was a good time.

Another time he tried to kill me was I was to push down on some part of a lawnmower and dad would start it and pull some leaver. Well I did and he did his thing and the next thing I knew I had HOT MOTHERFUCKING OIL all over my face. Once again I almost died. So if you ask me why my dad and i don't get along that is why he is a butt head who tries to kill me.

If you are wondering how this relates to art I just saw a magazine by some art thing in California and a lawn mower and truck was in it. ha ha if I find the picture I'll post it. lol

i almost died.....

ok so I was in the middle of wrapping presents for the folks when...my dad called me. He almost landed his work truck in the ditch! lol So I go and grab the rock salt and almost died on my front porch. I mean i slide off the edge and almost did a nose dive on to pure concrete holy shit balls I about pissed myself he he. So anyways I grab a shovel and hoe for gardening not the kind you have sex with lol. And we start banging away the ice and putting salt down for traction. HA AH. After we got everything taken care of my dad tells me that when he backs up if the truck starts to slide off for me to push the truck back. AS IF!! Like a 300 pound me can push a half ton or more pound truck back on course. HA! To hell with that. I let it slide off the driveway and cause all kinds of destruction. No not really the truck did fine it backed up and he parked on the real drive way ya know the one that is supposed to be on the front of the house not in the side yard. he he Ok so that is my story of how I almost died. ttfn!

Holiday Mice

Ok so Sunday was a day for baking and making tasty treats for the family and whoever else we like to shove baked good into. I made holiday mice! It was pretty cool all you do is you take Hershey kisses unwrap them DONT EAT THEM AHHH! Take an choclate bark melt it using a double boiler. Take Maraschino Cherry's with the stems. Dip the cherry in chocolate and attach a kiss to the from from the bottom side and you have a mouse! Take red icing give it eyes and a nose then you are done! he he It was pretty cool and the best part is that my father took some to his job and they were more popular than his cookies he made ha ha ha ha ha! I WIN!

He came home that night and started telling me I broke this and that and whatever else. Then he let the cat out the bag! (so to speak) He told my mom my mice were much more popular than his cookies and that he just didn't know why. HE HE oh mang!

Some of my college Art

This Photo was taken at CUNE outside of the Dorcas Dorms and I absolutely love it!

This image was an assignment for digital drawing we had to take a glass object and draw it using indesign and photo shop! I could have done better but t'was in a crunch time.

This image was the first assignment for digital drawing. It is simple but complex at the same time! I love the lines and texture lines hehe! (i hear my mom laughing on the phone like a goose)

This was a banner design for two dimensional design. We had to pick a bible story and make a design depicting that using simple shapes. Hardest thing to do in my life.

This was an alphabet we had to make in digital drawing he he. It was hard and some of the letters I would like to redo!

Classes, Dog, whatever

So today I went to school and found out my grades for last semester. Kinda depressing but the good news is next semeter should be better it HAS TOO!
On to other news my dog oscar is acting weird. He got caught peeing in the front room and mother scolded him. Ever since then he has been sitting in the corner by the front door at night. Instead of sleeping in his doggie bed with Felix our other dog or sleeping in the chair with my mom. Whatever...
My classes for next semester are Painting 1, Intro to Print Making, Asian Art Studies, and English WOO-hoo? HA Well that concludes my day so far hope I dont die of boredom. Oh mang! hehe

PostSecret!!! Holy Crap Balls You Guys!

Ok so I just had a thought what if Post Secret NEVER EXISTED? AAAAAAAHHHHHH!! I would die just die! Post Secret is the most amazing thing since shrinks! pahaha! Alright so here is a link to it http://postsecret.blogspot.com/!! Check it out it is insane! Plus if you find it SUPER intriguing then I suggest you go to your local bookstore and purchase one of these amazing books! Alright I'll shut up now! he he

Hello dearest readers who are in my imagination! lol Alright so today I decided to create my own blog and let me say I feel like I joined the dark side. I this blog will be interesting and all about art and whatever else crosses my little mind.

Don't worry though 99% of my blogs will be short so don't worry about reading profound epic tails in here.

Just me the Bigger Voice.

Blog-ya later!