Shiney what nots along with a side of cynical thoughts...ENJOY!: No Hate Just Good Laughs lol

Hmmm...

Despite the fact that there are over eight million people on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machine. Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.- Carrie Bradshaw

Sunday, January 4, 2009

No Hate Just Good Laughs lol

So I have noticed I have a lot of free time. My stomach is full from chili. YUM. Oh and my ear just popped ouch!! So here are a few will and grace quotes I like:

1.“Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.”

2.Ok, it's 10:00 and no Cher. Unless you can turn back time, I'm very, very angry.Jack,

3.Will: Got a hot date?
Jack: No, but the guy who's dating me does.

4.Karen: [storming angrily out of the Principal's Office] You dragged me down to this God-forsaken place to tell me my kids made the Honor Roll? Honey, my time is precious, call me when one of them gives birth at the prom!

5.Karen: Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a killer rack! Good morning!

6.Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

7.Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew.

8.Karen: It's a victimless crime, like tax evasion or public indecency.